Once upon a time, a second-term Senator named Joe Biden co-sponsored the Anti Drug Abuse Act of 1986, a bill that, among other things, created a 100-1 sentencing disparity between crack and powdered cocaine offenses. Uncle Joe put the hammer down on those crackheads, you betcha. Hard rock - hard time. Nose candy, on the other hand? Guess they figured that Wall Street and the club scene should get a bye.